Early picks for the pool, u know the deal. Turtleneck time imo
Atlanta (+3.5) over DETROIT
Chicago (-1.5) over TAMPA BAY
CAROLINA (-2.5) over Washington
*Denver (+2.5) over MIAMI
San Diego (-1.5) over NY JETS
Seattle (+2.5) over CLEVELAND
Houston (+3.5) over TENNESSEE
*Pittsburgh (-3.5) over ARIZONA
OAKLAND (-3.5) over Kansas City
DALLAS (-12.5) over St. Louis
Green Bay (-8.5) over MINNESOTA
NEW ORLEANS (-13.5) over Indianapolis
*Baltimore (-7.5) over JACKSONVILLE
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Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Week 6 Power Rankings
Here's my power rankings for Week 6, again, thanks for not reading!
1. Green Bay Packers (5-0) Rodgers is setting the standard for Greatness.
2. New Orleans Saints (4-1) Offense is good enough to overshadow a below avg defense
3. Detroit Lions (5-0) Playing a tough defense this week, only nine td's for Megatron?
4. New England Patriots (4-1) See NO Saints
5. Baltimore Ravens (3-1) Best defense in NFL, Ray Ray gonna Ray Ray
6. Buffalo Bills (4-1) Lets goooooo
7. San Diego Chargers (4-1) Ehh they are doing just enough to win games, I don’t like it
8. San Francisco 49ers (4-1) Playing GREAT D, possibly looking at an all Harbaugh Super Bowl
9. Washington Redskins (3-1) Fucking Shanahan
10. Pittsburgh Steelers (3-2) Easy Win this week
11. Houston Texans (3-2) Mario is out :(
12. Dallas Cowboys (2-2) Gained some ground in bye week, I like them to upset New England this week or at least cover.
13. Tennessee Titans (3-2) Ranked too high eff it
14. Oakland Raiders (3-2) Mcfadden's worst game is behind him.
15. Cincinnati Bengals (3-2) Fuck the haters, ol' Red gets the job done
16. New York Giants (3-2) had Seattle +9 ½ then changed it right before game time FACKKK
17. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (3-2) Now they are the worst 3-2 team
18. New York Jets (2-3) I don’t even know what to think about these fucking guys
19. Chicago Bears (2-3) The three best running backs in the league are Matt Forte, Matt Forte, and Matt Forte
20. Atlanta Falcons (2-3) I dont like these guys.
21. Cleveland Browns (2-2) Danny “The Insider” Perkins may have actually sold high on Hillis
22. Philadelphia Eagles (1-4) LOL I root for these guys to lose more than I root for Truitt to lose in our league
23. Seattle Seahawks (2-3) whats up, ur still bad
24. Carolina Panthers (1-4) Carolina is Caming on defenses faces, but their defense is no good. Fun to watch these guys, or maybe just THAT guy
25. Kansas City Chiefs (2-3) Matt Cassel say's fuck quitting, that shits not balla
26. Minnesota Vikings (1-4) AP would be worked to death if I was calling the plays
27. Denver Broncos (1-4) Tebow should win in Miami, we'll see
28. Arizona Cardinals (1-4) Offense should be much farther along, altho it wont matter when they do come around because their defense will be awful all year.
29. Jacksonville Jaguars (1-4) no one even cares, go to LA already so people can continue to not care.
30. Indianapolis Colts (0-5) I just feel like they are going to win a few games, they try real hard!
31. St Louis Rams (0-4) Stack 8 in box for rest of season, knock shit out of S-Jack and this team can't beat you.
32. Miami Dolphins (0-4) Insert Andrew Luck joke.
2. New Orleans Saints (4-1) Offense is good enough to overshadow a below avg defense
3. Detroit Lions (5-0) Playing a tough defense this week, only nine td's for Megatron?
4. New England Patriots (4-1) See NO Saints
5. Baltimore Ravens (3-1) Best defense in NFL, Ray Ray gonna Ray Ray
6. Buffalo Bills (4-1) Lets goooooo
7. San Diego Chargers (4-1) Ehh they are doing just enough to win games, I don’t like it
8. San Francisco 49ers (4-1) Playing GREAT D, possibly looking at an all Harbaugh Super Bowl
9. Washington Redskins (3-1) Fucking Shanahan
10. Pittsburgh Steelers (3-2) Easy Win this week
11. Houston Texans (3-2) Mario is out :(
12. Dallas Cowboys (2-2) Gained some ground in bye week, I like them to upset New England this week or at least cover.
13. Tennessee Titans (3-2) Ranked too high eff it
14. Oakland Raiders (3-2) Mcfadden's worst game is behind him.
15. Cincinnati Bengals (3-2) Fuck the haters, ol' Red gets the job done
16. New York Giants (3-2) had Seattle +9 ½ then changed it right before game time FACKKK
17. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (3-2) Now they are the worst 3-2 team
18. New York Jets (2-3) I don’t even know what to think about these fucking guys
19. Chicago Bears (2-3) The three best running backs in the league are Matt Forte, Matt Forte, and Matt Forte
20. Atlanta Falcons (2-3) I dont like these guys.
21. Cleveland Browns (2-2) Danny “The Insider” Perkins may have actually sold high on Hillis
22. Philadelphia Eagles (1-4) LOL I root for these guys to lose more than I root for Truitt to lose in our league
23. Seattle Seahawks (2-3) whats up, ur still bad
24. Carolina Panthers (1-4) Carolina is Caming on defenses faces, but their defense is no good. Fun to watch these guys, or maybe just THAT guy
25. Kansas City Chiefs (2-3) Matt Cassel say's fuck quitting, that shits not balla
26. Minnesota Vikings (1-4) AP would be worked to death if I was calling the plays
27. Denver Broncos (1-4) Tebow should win in Miami, we'll see
28. Arizona Cardinals (1-4) Offense should be much farther along, altho it wont matter when they do come around because their defense will be awful all year.
29. Jacksonville Jaguars (1-4) no one even cares, go to LA already so people can continue to not care.
30. Indianapolis Colts (0-5) I just feel like they are going to win a few games, they try real hard!
31. St Louis Rams (0-4) Stack 8 in box for rest of season, knock shit out of S-Jack and this team can't beat you.
32. Miami Dolphins (0-4) Insert Andrew Luck joke.
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Early picks Week 6
Caps are home team, * are locks, this are my early picks, few of these are subject to change by sunday, dig?
Buffalo (+3.5) over NY GIANTS
Philadelphia (+0.5) over WASHINGTON
DETROIT (-4.5) over San Francisco
St. Louis (+14.5) over GREEN BAY
Carolina (+4.5) over ATLANTA
CINCINNATI (-7.5) over Indianapolis
*PITTSBURGH (-12.5) over Jacksonville
Houston (+7.5) over BALTIMORE
*OAKLAND (-5.5) over Cleveland
*New Orleans (-4.5) over TAMPA BAY
Dallas (+7.5) over NEW ENGLAND
Minnesota (+2.5) over CHICAGO
NY JETS (-7.5) over Miami
Buffalo (+3.5) over NY GIANTS
Philadelphia (+0.5) over WASHINGTON
DETROIT (-4.5) over San Francisco
St. Louis (+14.5) over GREEN BAY
Carolina (+4.5) over ATLANTA
CINCINNATI (-7.5) over Indianapolis
*PITTSBURGH (-12.5) over Jacksonville
Houston (+7.5) over BALTIMORE
*OAKLAND (-5.5) over Cleveland
*New Orleans (-4.5) over TAMPA BAY
Dallas (+7.5) over NEW ENGLAND
Minnesota (+2.5) over CHICAGO
NY JETS (-7.5) over Miami
Friday, October 7, 2011
Week 5 Power Rankings
Heres my rankings for week 5, Thanks for not reading!
1. Green Bay Packers (4-0) Took Rodgers w/ the 5th pick in my FFB draft, this offense seems unstoppable. SHIVA-BOWL-SHUFFLE THO
2. New Orleans Saints (3-1) Their D looks pretty awful, Cam is gonna tear them up this week, but It wont matter because Drew Brees and their offense will continue “raping like Roethlessburger”
3. Detroit Lions (4-0) Team is gonna continue to improve, found a way to win some close games so far this year.
4. New England Patriots (3-1) I don't know if I’ve ever said this, but Tom Brady is DREAMY
5. Baltimore Ravens (3-1) Ray Rice + Ravens Defense = you don’t look forward to playing this team
6. Houston Texans (3-1) This defense is much further along than I would have expected at this point, I don’t expect their offense to slow down too much w/ Andre out, Arian Foster looks like Arian Foster pretty much
7. Buffalo Bills (3-1) I will continue to believe in these guys blindly
8. San Diego Chargers (3-1) Pretty sure I can make a trade for Ryan Mathews on their bye week
9. Tennessee Titans (3-1) This team looks really solid, didn’t they lose to Jacksonville or something tho?
10. New York Giants (3-1) Gonna be 4-1 after this week
11. Washington Redskins (3-1) I hate you Mike Shanahan, gonna try and deal Hightower next week
12. San Francisco 49ers (3-1) They play good D, gonna win a lot of games because of that
13. Dallas Cowboys (2-2) Worst team in Texas, they will get their shit together after this bye week I would like to think
14. Oakland Raiders (2-2) Give the rock to Mcfadden 30 times a game and you may be in the playoffs
15. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (3-1) Worst 3-1 team in league imo, their offense just seems like it could be coached better
16. New York Jets (2-2) Dustin Keller tho? Prob ranked too high
17. Atlanta Falcons (2-2) Got to hope their o-line can take some pressure off of Matty Ice
18. Chicago Bears (2-2) I dont think Jay Cutler checks down to Forte enough, as redic as that sounds.
19. Cincinnati Bengals (2-2) Andy Dalton is my Offensive Rookie of the Year thus far, fuck stats, he's trying to get wins
20. Pittsburgh Steelers (2-2) How awful are these guys
21. Philadelphia Eagles (1-3) What was that nickname for these cats earlier in the year? I already forgot they are real bad
22. Arizona Cardinals (1-3) Larry Fitzy is a Company Man
23. Cleveland Browns (2-2) They beat Miami and Indy, good job guys
24. Carolina Panthers (1-3) Cam Newton looks like a Professional QB
25. Seattle Seahawks (1-3) LOL you guys can't get Andrew Luck if you win games, come on guys
26. Denver Broncos (1-3) Eric Decker is the fucking man. Start putting Tebow in the slot 8 times a game so we dont have to fucking hear these idiots that want to seem him @ QB, Brady Quinn makes Tebow look like a chump I mean come on.
27. Kansas City Chiefs (1-3) Colts are gonna jump them after this week, yerp
28. Indianapolis Colts (0-4) Grats on your first win this week Indy. Their Defense is playing with some passion, they are gonna win a few games because of this alone.
29. Jacksonville Jaguars (1-3) They have put up 39 points this year, thats pretty impressive to be that bad. GIVE THE BALL TO JONES DREW 25+++ TIMES A GAME I DONT FUCKING GET IT!
30. St Louis Rams (0-4) I dont even know where to begin here, what the hell guys
31. Minnesota Vikings (0-4) Hope Ponder is ready to go out there and hand the ball off to AP. I'm ready to see it, and it looks like McNabb wants it to happen aswell.
32. Miami Dolphins (0-4) Andrew Luck should go ahead and start contract talks w/ these guys
2. New Orleans Saints (3-1) Their D looks pretty awful, Cam is gonna tear them up this week, but It wont matter because Drew Brees and their offense will continue “raping like Roethlessburger”
3. Detroit Lions (4-0) Team is gonna continue to improve, found a way to win some close games so far this year.
4. New England Patriots (3-1) I don't know if I’ve ever said this, but Tom Brady is DREAMY
5. Baltimore Ravens (3-1) Ray Rice + Ravens Defense = you don’t look forward to playing this team
6. Houston Texans (3-1) This defense is much further along than I would have expected at this point, I don’t expect their offense to slow down too much w/ Andre out, Arian Foster looks like Arian Foster pretty much
7. Buffalo Bills (3-1) I will continue to believe in these guys blindly
8. San Diego Chargers (3-1) Pretty sure I can make a trade for Ryan Mathews on their bye week
9. Tennessee Titans (3-1) This team looks really solid, didn’t they lose to Jacksonville or something tho?
10. New York Giants (3-1) Gonna be 4-1 after this week
11. Washington Redskins (3-1) I hate you Mike Shanahan, gonna try and deal Hightower next week
12. San Francisco 49ers (3-1) They play good D, gonna win a lot of games because of that
13. Dallas Cowboys (2-2) Worst team in Texas, they will get their shit together after this bye week I would like to think
14. Oakland Raiders (2-2) Give the rock to Mcfadden 30 times a game and you may be in the playoffs
15. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (3-1) Worst 3-1 team in league imo, their offense just seems like it could be coached better
16. New York Jets (2-2) Dustin Keller tho? Prob ranked too high
17. Atlanta Falcons (2-2) Got to hope their o-line can take some pressure off of Matty Ice
18. Chicago Bears (2-2) I dont think Jay Cutler checks down to Forte enough, as redic as that sounds.
19. Cincinnati Bengals (2-2) Andy Dalton is my Offensive Rookie of the Year thus far, fuck stats, he's trying to get wins
20. Pittsburgh Steelers (2-2) How awful are these guys
21. Philadelphia Eagles (1-3) What was that nickname for these cats earlier in the year? I already forgot they are real bad
22. Arizona Cardinals (1-3) Larry Fitzy is a Company Man
23. Cleveland Browns (2-2) They beat Miami and Indy, good job guys
24. Carolina Panthers (1-3) Cam Newton looks like a Professional QB
25. Seattle Seahawks (1-3) LOL you guys can't get Andrew Luck if you win games, come on guys
26. Denver Broncos (1-3) Eric Decker is the fucking man. Start putting Tebow in the slot 8 times a game so we dont have to fucking hear these idiots that want to seem him @ QB, Brady Quinn makes Tebow look like a chump I mean come on.
27. Kansas City Chiefs (1-3) Colts are gonna jump them after this week, yerp
28. Indianapolis Colts (0-4) Grats on your first win this week Indy. Their Defense is playing with some passion, they are gonna win a few games because of this alone.
29. Jacksonville Jaguars (1-3) They have put up 39 points this year, thats pretty impressive to be that bad. GIVE THE BALL TO JONES DREW 25+++ TIMES A GAME I DONT FUCKING GET IT!
30. St Louis Rams (0-4) I dont even know where to begin here, what the hell guys
31. Minnesota Vikings (0-4) Hope Ponder is ready to go out there and hand the ball off to AP. I'm ready to see it, and it looks like McNabb wants it to happen aswell.
32. Miami Dolphins (0-4) Andrew Luck should go ahead and start contract talks w/ these guys
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Week 5 NFL picks
Picks for week 5, caps is home team, * are my three locks, these are prob gonna change before sunday, i already dont like some of my picks as i write this.
Seattle (+9.5) over NY GIANTS
*Arizona (+2.5) over MINNESOTA
New Orleans (-6.5) over CAROLINA
BUFFALO (+2.5) over Philadelphia
INDIANAPOLIS (-2.5) over Kansas City
*Cincinnati (+2.5) over JACKSONVILLE
Tennessee (+6.5) over PITTSBURGH
Oakland (+5.5) over HOUSTON
SAN FRANCISCO (-2.5) over Tampa Bay
*NY Jets (+9.5) over NEW ENGLAND
San Diego (-4.5) over DENVER
Green Bay (-5.5) over ATLANTA
DETROIT (-5.5) over Chicago
Seattle (+9.5) over NY GIANTS
*Arizona (+2.5) over MINNESOTA
New Orleans (-6.5) over CAROLINA
BUFFALO (+2.5) over Philadelphia
INDIANAPOLIS (-2.5) over Kansas City
*Cincinnati (+2.5) over JACKSONVILLE
Tennessee (+6.5) over PITTSBURGH
Oakland (+5.5) over HOUSTON
SAN FRANCISCO (-2.5) over Tampa Bay
*NY Jets (+9.5) over NEW ENGLAND
San Diego (-4.5) over DENVER
Green Bay (-5.5) over ATLANTA
DETROIT (-5.5) over Chicago
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