Heres my rankings for week 5, Thanks for not reading!
1. Green Bay Packers (4-0) Took Rodgers w/ the 5th pick in my FFB draft, this offense seems unstoppable. SHIVA-BOWL-SHUFFLE THO
2. New Orleans Saints (3-1) Their D looks pretty awful, Cam is gonna tear them up this week, but It wont matter because Drew Brees and their offense will continue “raping like Roethlessburger”
3. Detroit Lions (4-0) Team is gonna continue to improve, found a way to win some close games so far this year.
4. New England Patriots (3-1) I don't know if I’ve ever said this, but Tom Brady is DREAMY
5. Baltimore Ravens (3-1) Ray Rice + Ravens Defense = you don’t look forward to playing this team
6. Houston Texans (3-1) This defense is much further along than I would have expected at this point, I don’t expect their offense to slow down too much w/ Andre out, Arian Foster looks like Arian Foster pretty much
7. Buffalo Bills (3-1) I will continue to believe in these guys blindly
8. San Diego Chargers (3-1) Pretty sure I can make a trade for Ryan Mathews on their bye week
9. Tennessee Titans (3-1) This team looks really solid, didn’t they lose to Jacksonville or something tho?
10. New York Giants (3-1) Gonna be 4-1 after this week
11. Washington Redskins (3-1) I hate you Mike Shanahan, gonna try and deal Hightower next week
12. San Francisco 49ers (3-1) They play good D, gonna win a lot of games because of that
13. Dallas Cowboys (2-2) Worst team in Texas, they will get their shit together after this bye week I would like to think
14. Oakland Raiders (2-2) Give the rock to Mcfadden 30 times a game and you may be in the playoffs
15. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (3-1) Worst 3-1 team in league imo, their offense just seems like it could be coached better
16. New York Jets (2-2) Dustin Keller tho? Prob ranked too high
17. Atlanta Falcons (2-2) Got to hope their o-line can take some pressure off of Matty Ice
18. Chicago Bears (2-2) I dont think Jay Cutler checks down to Forte enough, as redic as that sounds.
19. Cincinnati Bengals (2-2) Andy Dalton is my Offensive Rookie of the Year thus far, fuck stats, he's trying to get wins
20. Pittsburgh Steelers (2-2) How awful are these guys
21. Philadelphia Eagles (1-3) What was that nickname for these cats earlier in the year? I already forgot they are real bad
22. Arizona Cardinals (1-3) Larry Fitzy is a Company Man
23. Cleveland Browns (2-2) They beat Miami and Indy, good job guys
24. Carolina Panthers (1-3) Cam Newton looks like a Professional QB
25. Seattle Seahawks (1-3) LOL you guys can't get Andrew Luck if you win games, come on guys
26. Denver Broncos (1-3) Eric Decker is the fucking man. Start putting Tebow in the slot 8 times a game so we dont have to fucking hear these idiots that want to seem him @ QB, Brady Quinn makes Tebow look like a chump I mean come on.
27. Kansas City Chiefs (1-3) Colts are gonna jump them after this week, yerp
28. Indianapolis Colts (0-4) Grats on your first win this week Indy. Their Defense is playing with some passion, they are gonna win a few games because of this alone.
29. Jacksonville Jaguars (1-3) They have put up 39 points this year, thats pretty impressive to be that bad. GIVE THE BALL TO JONES DREW 25+++ TIMES A GAME I DONT FUCKING GET IT!
30. St Louis Rams (0-4) I dont even know where to begin here, what the hell guys
31. Minnesota Vikings (0-4) Hope Ponder is ready to go out there and hand the ball off to AP. I'm ready to see it, and it looks like McNabb wants it to happen aswell.
32. Miami Dolphins (0-4) Andrew Luck should go ahead and start contract talks w/ these guys
2. New Orleans Saints (3-1) Their D looks pretty awful, Cam is gonna tear them up this week, but It wont matter because Drew Brees and their offense will continue “raping like Roethlessburger”
3. Detroit Lions (4-0) Team is gonna continue to improve, found a way to win some close games so far this year.
4. New England Patriots (3-1) I don't know if I’ve ever said this, but Tom Brady is DREAMY
5. Baltimore Ravens (3-1) Ray Rice + Ravens Defense = you don’t look forward to playing this team
6. Houston Texans (3-1) This defense is much further along than I would have expected at this point, I don’t expect their offense to slow down too much w/ Andre out, Arian Foster looks like Arian Foster pretty much
7. Buffalo Bills (3-1) I will continue to believe in these guys blindly
8. San Diego Chargers (3-1) Pretty sure I can make a trade for Ryan Mathews on their bye week
9. Tennessee Titans (3-1) This team looks really solid, didn’t they lose to Jacksonville or something tho?
10. New York Giants (3-1) Gonna be 4-1 after this week
11. Washington Redskins (3-1) I hate you Mike Shanahan, gonna try and deal Hightower next week
12. San Francisco 49ers (3-1) They play good D, gonna win a lot of games because of that
13. Dallas Cowboys (2-2) Worst team in Texas, they will get their shit together after this bye week I would like to think
14. Oakland Raiders (2-2) Give the rock to Mcfadden 30 times a game and you may be in the playoffs
15. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (3-1) Worst 3-1 team in league imo, their offense just seems like it could be coached better
16. New York Jets (2-2) Dustin Keller tho? Prob ranked too high
17. Atlanta Falcons (2-2) Got to hope their o-line can take some pressure off of Matty Ice
18. Chicago Bears (2-2) I dont think Jay Cutler checks down to Forte enough, as redic as that sounds.
19. Cincinnati Bengals (2-2) Andy Dalton is my Offensive Rookie of the Year thus far, fuck stats, he's trying to get wins
20. Pittsburgh Steelers (2-2) How awful are these guys
21. Philadelphia Eagles (1-3) What was that nickname for these cats earlier in the year? I already forgot they are real bad
22. Arizona Cardinals (1-3) Larry Fitzy is a Company Man
23. Cleveland Browns (2-2) They beat Miami and Indy, good job guys
24. Carolina Panthers (1-3) Cam Newton looks like a Professional QB
25. Seattle Seahawks (1-3) LOL you guys can't get Andrew Luck if you win games, come on guys
26. Denver Broncos (1-3) Eric Decker is the fucking man. Start putting Tebow in the slot 8 times a game so we dont have to fucking hear these idiots that want to seem him @ QB, Brady Quinn makes Tebow look like a chump I mean come on.
27. Kansas City Chiefs (1-3) Colts are gonna jump them after this week, yerp
28. Indianapolis Colts (0-4) Grats on your first win this week Indy. Their Defense is playing with some passion, they are gonna win a few games because of this alone.
29. Jacksonville Jaguars (1-3) They have put up 39 points this year, thats pretty impressive to be that bad. GIVE THE BALL TO JONES DREW 25+++ TIMES A GAME I DONT FUCKING GET IT!
30. St Louis Rams (0-4) I dont even know where to begin here, what the hell guys
31. Minnesota Vikings (0-4) Hope Ponder is ready to go out there and hand the ball off to AP. I'm ready to see it, and it looks like McNabb wants it to happen aswell.
32. Miami Dolphins (0-4) Andrew Luck should go ahead and start contract talks w/ these guys
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