Friday, September 2, 2011

Greg Rough Draft - NFL Power Rankings

Preseason is over basicly, I threw together these rankings real fast and put a little comment by each team.  I'm sure we'll have TruGurg Rankings each week, but heres basicly my rough draft of the rankings before week 1.

  1. New England Patriots - Tom Brady is still the most handsome man to walk the planet, also there are ZERO holes in this team.
  2. Green Bay Packers – GL w/ the repeat in the Shiva Bowl
  3. New Orleans Saints – Who dat!
  4. Pittsburgh Steelers – blah blah blah
  5. Atlanta Falcons – Matty Ice has some nasty weapons, we'll see says the zen master
  6. New York Jets – These guys are ranked too high.
  7. Philadelphia Eagles – Mike Vick are you going to set records or get injured and play 4 games?
  8. Houston Texans – The Most Balanced offense in the NFL, if the Defense can just be AVERAGE this team is going to the AFC championship
  9. Baltimore Ravens – Joe Flacco find out bro
  10. San Diego Chargers – They always seem this good
  11. Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Leagues leading rusher – LeGarrette Blount....yep
  12. Chicago Bears – Everyone hates Jay Cutler I guess
  13. Kansas City Chiefs – Will Hold this spot all year
  14. Dallas Cowboys – Have talent everywhere, just seems like the Cowboys are going to be spectacularly average this year
  15. Detroit Lions – Matthew Stafford plays 16 games = Lions in Playoffs
  16. New York Giants – NFC East champs?
  17. Indianapolis Colts – Without Manning this team is pretty bad, but even if he's back for week 1, the dude has some work to do, gonna take a great year from him to make the playoffs
  18. St Louis Rams – I love the direction this team is headed
  19. Tennessee Titans – Chris Johnson got paid
  20. Arizona Cardinals – Kolb to Fritzgerald ya?
  21. Cleveland Browns – Colt McCoy is going to have a fantastic year, tough division tho
  22. Jacksonville Jaguars – Jones-Drew is going to have a NASTY year.
  23. Minnesota Vikings – mehhhhhhh
  24. Denver Broncos – Kyle Orton is the most underrated player in the NFL.
  25. San Francisco 49ers – If Alex Smith can learn how to manage a game, they could make the playoffs. Personally I hope Smith bombs and my boy Colin Kaepernick gets his shot this year.
  26. Oakland Raiders – “Al Davis setting the standard for bat shit crazy as long as he's been alive” – Tom Augsburger
  27. Washington Redskins – I think Tim Hightower could have an amazing season, him and Shanahan may turn the skins into an average team.
  28. Carolina Panthers – Cam Newton I dont hate you so much anymore. I like the direction this team is going.
  29. Seattle Seahawks – Pete Carroll loves below average QBs
  30. Buffalo Bills – Steve Johnson I need you to have an amazing season
  31. Miami Dolphins – I've got a feeling they are going to win Andrew Luck, which will make this year not a complete waste of time.
  32. Cincinnati Bengals – These guys are just awful

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